soselfimportant:

4:35 Blaze it sorry traffic was crazy

(via perks-of-being-chinese)


cancerousmexicanfetusrapewhistle:

One time when I was little I ran away from home because I was upset but I just took left turns because I wasnt allowed to cross the street so I ended up back at home it was really embarrassing 

(via pizza)




mcsnuggie:

at this point my blood is probably 4.3% pasta sauce

(via telapathetic)


lessmetamorebeta:

GOLLY FUCKING GOSH WHAT A NICE DAY FOR SURFING!

lessmetamorebeta:

GOLLY FUCKING GOSH WHAT A NICE DAY FOR SURFING!

(via magnumclassics)


spacemanxephos:

Ireland has a hobbit for a president.
A hobbit who can pull some sick moves on a BMX mind you.

(via thedarklordlucifer)


(via pizza)


yolobaggins:

 this right here is my favorite line in the entire fucking show

(via sparksdontfade)


imstilladreamer31:

amithereal:

I’M CRYING BECAUSE IN CHURCH ONE OF THE LINES OF A HYMN WAS “VERY GOD” AND THIS GIRL BEHIND ME WHISPERED “SUCH CHRISTIANITY” I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING

WOW

(via tinytchotchke)